lunes, 23 de abril de 2007

Bauer Power!!

más sobre 24.. jeje.. si.. aun espero los siguientes capitulos

mientras. esta liga.. donde resataria estas lineas

If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. (JA ja jajajjaja)

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

When Jack Bauer pisses into the wind, the wind changes direction. (Ja ja ja)

Every mathematical inequality officially ends with “Jack Bauer”.

Sun Tzu once wrote, “If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you’re f***ing dead.”

When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.

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